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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 10:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

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Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Still no good

United and JetBlue: How the Blue Sky partnership will help travelers, and where there's room to grow - The Points Guy

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour overview trailer - Nintendo Everything

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Credit cards could blow up a carefully crafted crypto compromise - Politico

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

U.S. Space Force awards BAE Systems $1.2 billion contract for missile-tracking satellites - SpaceNews

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS