What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• 'The Alters' is a genre-blending sci-fi survival ordeal about the horrors of being a project manager - Space
• What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?
• Lawsuit says mayor called people who opposed Buc-ee's project 'terrorists' - 9News
• Webb Captures Its First Direct Image of an Exoplanet - PetaPixel
• Notes and quotes from Day 2 of Raiders' 2025 mandatory minicamp - Las Vegas Raiders
• Former Player Gives Definitive Verdict on Knicks Firing Tom Thibodeau - Athlon Sports
• Buried for 16 Million Years, Scientists Unearth a Prehistoric Spider So Big, It Might Have Stalked Dinosaurs - Indian Defence Review
• Tinnitus linked to impaired cognitive function - Medical Xpress
• Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
• Federal prosecutors now charging immigrants who don’t submit fingerprints under dormant 1940s law - Politico
• 'Strawberry Moon' 2025: June's full moon is about to break an annual record - Live Science
• Physicists set new world record for qubit operation accuracy - Phys.org
• If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?
• Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit